SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
she is so raw as fuck doe
but she capitalized ‘and’ and not motherfucking. but she’s still p-h-a-t (pretty horrible at these)
It’s potions class and Draco won’t shut up about how much he doesn’t like Harry and he tries to antagonize him but Harry just sarcastically blows a kiss back at him and Draco just freezes
My mom said I looked like death warmed over, and I am in fact death warmed over because I died last night of OTP cuteness, and I am now a zombie.